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grass on the field? then play ball

grass on the field? then play ball  Pickup-Line Panda

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We must be in missouri because I want you to show me your tits  Pickup-Line Panda

MY PENIS IS A GENTLEMAN IT STANDS UP SO LADIES HAVE A PLACE TO SIT

MY PENIS IS A GENTLEMAN IT STANDS UP SO LADIES HAVE A PLACE TO SIT  Pickup-Line Panda

Q:Want to reenact a rape scene? That's the spirit A:No!

Q:Want to reenact a rape scene?  That's the spirit A:No!  Pickup-Line Panda

Hi! I'm Ben Woolgar...

Hi! I'm Ben Woolgar...  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey baby, are you from Tennessee? Because I want to fuck you.

Hey baby, are you from Tennessee? Because I want to fuck you.  Pickup-Line Panda

Yes, bigger than this beer bottle and twice as hard

Yes, bigger than this beer bottle and twice as hard  Pickup-Line Panda

MY PENCILS DULL CAN I STICK IT IN YOUR PENCIL SHARPNER

MY PENCILS DULL CAN I STICK IT IN YOUR PENCIL SHARPNER  Pickup-Line Panda

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty fucked.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty fucked.  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey babe, I cleaned my scrotum using soap and warm water and I am quite hungry for a taco. So, there's that.

Hey babe, I cleaned my scrotum using soap and warm water and I am quite hungry for a taco.
So, there's that.  Pickup-Line Panda
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