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Pickup-Line Panda

If I owned heaven and your panties, I'd rent out heaven And live in your panties.

If I owned heaven and your panties, I'd rent out heaven And live in your panties. Pickup-Line Panda
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Do you mirror in your pants? because I see myself in them

Do you mirror in your pants? because I see myself in them Pickup-Line Panda
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I WANT SEX NO PUN

I WANT SEX NO PUN Pickup-Line Panda
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What does a thousand pound polar bear do? It breaks the ice

What does a thousand pound polar bear do? It breaks the ice Pickup-Line Panda
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Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world? Pickup-Line Panda
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You must be adopted... Your sister is soooo much hotter

You must be adopted... Your sister is soooo much hotter Pickup-Line Panda
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you know what you and chelsea grin have in common? you both give me an erection

you know what you and chelsea grin have in common? you both give me an erection Pickup-Line Panda
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There's a genie in my pants Rub my dick & it'll cum out

There's a genie in my pants Rub my dick & it'll cum out Pickup-Line Panda
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do you work at subway? cuz you just gave me a footlong

do you work at subway? cuz you just gave me a footlong Pickup-Line Panda
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Turtle missin' down here you know one?

Turtle missin' down here you know one? Pickup-Line Panda
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