Pickup-Line Panda

Do you like raisins? Because you're raisin my dick right now

Do you like raisins? Because you're raisin my dick right now  Pickup-Line Panda

I don't always get high Oh wait, I do.

I don't always get high Oh wait, I do.  Pickup-Line Panda

You have pretty small tits for a fat chick

You have pretty small tits for a fat chick  Pickup-Line Panda

There are no ugly women Only more vodka

There are no ugly women Only more vodka  Pickup-Line Panda

If you were a shin I'd bang you on my coffee table

If you were a shin I'd bang you on my coffee table  Pickup-Line Panda

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Good, so we've established that you have a high pain tolerance.

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Good, so we've established that you have a high pain tolerance.  Pickup-Line Panda

DO YOU HAVE A MIRROR IN YOUR POCKET CAUSE I CAN SEE MYSELF IN YOUR PANTS

DO YOU HAVE A MIRROR IN YOUR POCKET CAUSE I CAN SEE MYSELF IN YOUR PANTS  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey baby, are you Medusa? Because you make me rock hard

Hey baby, are you Medusa? Because you make me rock hard  Pickup-Line Panda

What's the difference between a beautiful girl and a Lamborghini? I can't see a Lamborghini right now!

What's the difference between a beautiful girl and a Lamborghini? I can't see a Lamborghini right now!  Pickup-Line Panda

gushers are juicy and your bottom is about to be too

gushers are juicy and your bottom is about to be too  Pickup-Line Panda
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