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Sometimes when life throws you lemons just know that there's a Panda bear drinking a beer off a fucking tree stump  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey baby, do you like sushi? cuz you're on a roll

Hey baby, do you like sushi? cuz you're on a roll  Pickup-Line Panda

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven on your face?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven on your face?  Pickup-Line Panda

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OMG I LOVE YOUR HAIR!! CAN I GET A BLOW JOB?  Pickup-Line Panda

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Hey baby, You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop  Pickup-Line Panda

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Que controlen mi MAcBook Pro con el control remoto Desesperarme, querer llevarlo al servicio tecnico pensando que es un virus, y quedar como estupido  Pickup-Line Panda

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Tits McGee?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Tits McGee?  Pickup-Line Panda

Roses are Red Violets are blue Compared to Hillary Clinton Your pretty hot.

Roses are Red
Violets are blue Compared to Hillary Clinton
Your pretty hot.  Pickup-Line Panda

Se voces me acham bebado deviam ver o pato...

Se voces me acham bebado deviam ver o pato...  Pickup-Line Panda

What's black and white, and red all over? My dick.

What's black and white, and red all over? My dick.  Pickup-Line Panda
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