Pickup-Line Panda

What is the best thing about rape? You are.

What is the best thing about rape? You are.  Pickup-Line Panda

There's skittles in my mouth Come taste the fucking rainbow!

There's skittles in my mouth Come taste the fucking rainbow!  Pickup-Line Panda

I feel as dirty as you do about Stephen Harper

I feel as dirty as you do about Stephen Harper  Pickup-Line Panda

YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? I HAVE A GOLDFISH, OH I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT SHIT THAT DIDN'T MATTER

YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? I HAVE A GOLDFISH, OH I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT SHIT THAT DIDN'T MATTER  Pickup-Line Panda

Did you just fart? because im blown a way, babe.

Did you just fart? because im blown a way, babe.  Pickup-Line Panda

See classic symptoms Think I have the disease

See classic symptoms Think I have the disease  Pickup-Line Panda

Nice shoes.. Wanna fuck??

Nice shoes.. Wanna fuck??  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you wearing space pants? Because you're ass is out of this world

Are you wearing space pants? Because you're ass is out of this world  Pickup-Line Panda

Reacting to my baby sneezing got me no where but here

Reacting to my baby sneezing got me no where but here  Pickup-Line Panda

12 and Over bend them over

12 and Over  bend them over  Pickup-Line Panda
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