Pickup-Line Panda

What has 143 teeth and holds up the incredible hulk? My Zipper

What has 143 teeth and holds up the incredible hulk? My Zipper  Pickup-Line Panda

Fuck me if I'm wrong But have we met?

Fuck me if I'm wrong But have we met?  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you from Ireland? Because when I see you my penis is Dublin

Are you from Ireland? Because when I see you my penis is Dublin  Pickup-Line Panda

Heads or tails Heads, looks like you owe me some

Heads or tails Heads, looks like you owe me some   Pickup-Line Panda

So, where are you from? Oh, is that close to BangCock?

So, where are you from? Oh, is that close to BangCock?  Pickup-Line Panda

MY PENCILS DULL CAN I STICK IT IN YOUR PENCIL SHARPENER

MY PENCILS DULL CAN I STICK IT IN YOUR PENCIL SHARPENER  Pickup-Line Panda

Is that a mirror in your pocket? because I can see myself in your pants

Is that a mirror in your pocket? because I can see myself in your pants  Pickup-Line Panda

The only STD I have is sexually transmitted desire...for you

The only STD I have is sexually transmitted desire...for you  Pickup-Line Panda

Girl I Know You Want Dis Dick

Girl I Know You Want Dis Dick  Pickup-Line Panda

I'm gonna give you the Tassimo! Hot liquid explosion in your face!

I'm gonna give you the Tassimo! Hot liquid explosion in your face!  Pickup-Line Panda
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