Pickup-Line Panda

If I'm a pain in your ass... We can just add more lubricants.

If I'm a pain in your ass...  We can just add more lubricants.  Pickup-Line Panda

IF YOU WERE A LIGHT BULB I'D SCREW YOU

IF YOU WERE A LIGHT BULB I'D SCREW YOU  Pickup-Line Panda

Girl, I know you must be tired So just lay on your back and I'll finish quick

Girl, I know you must be tired So just lay on your back and I'll finish quick  Pickup-Line Panda

Fuck me if I'm wrong but have we met before?

Fuck me if I'm wrong but have we met before?  Pickup-Line Panda

do you know how i know i make you wet? my dick is thirsty

do you know how i know i make you wet? my dick is thirsty   Pickup-Line Panda

You're like a quarter except both sides are great and you're a person

You're like a quarter except both sides are great
and you're a person  Pickup-Line Panda

dont look @ me ... i have a problem :(

dont look @ me ... i have a problem :(  Pickup-Line Panda

Stay tuned for an inspirational message: Ah! Fuck it!

Stay tuned for an inspirational message: Ah! Fuck it!  Pickup-Line Panda

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JELLY AND JAM? I CANT JELLY MY DICK IN YOUR ASS!

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JELLY AND JAM? I CANT JELLY MY DICK IN YOUR ASS!  Pickup-Line Panda

A FEMALE POLICE OFFICER? WANT TO BE A MAUL COP?

A FEMALE POLICE OFFICER? WANT TO BE A MAUL COP?  Pickup-Line Panda
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