Pickup-Line Panda

Family can't live without them and can't drink them

Family can't live without them and can't drink them  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you a lumberjacks daughter? 'cause when I see you... I get wood.

Are you a lumberjacks daughter? 'cause when I see you...
I get wood.  Pickup-Line Panda

That shirt looks great on you. But it would look even better if you tucked it in.

That shirt looks great on you. But it would look even better if you tucked it in.  Pickup-Line Panda

Babe, are you a biscuit? 'Cause you look like a McFITTY to me.

Babe, are you a biscuit? 'Cause you look like a McFITTY to me.  Pickup-Line Panda

Hi. I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus

Hi. I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus  Pickup-Line Panda

Girl, are you a parking ticket? Because I probably need to pay you.

Girl, are you a parking ticket? Because I probably need to pay you.  Pickup-Line Panda

ARE YOU A LIFEGUARD? CAUSE I NEED CPR ON MY DICK

ARE YOU A LIFEGUARD?  CAUSE I NEED CPR ON MY DICK  Pickup-Line Panda

That dress is very becoming on you If I were on you, you'd be coming also.

That dress is very becoming on you If I were on you, you'd be coming also.   Pickup-Line Panda

Do you know karate? Because I have an erection.

Do you know karate? Because I have an erection.  Pickup-Line Panda

Your name must be Mickey, Because you're so fine.

Your name must be Mickey, Because you're so fine.  Pickup-Line Panda
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