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According to the laws of quantam mechanics If you come back to my place, anything could happen

According to the laws of quantam mechanics If you come back to my place, anything could happen Pickup Line Scientist
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Ay miss! I like a fart! I could blow you away ;)

Ay miss! I like a fart! I could blow you away ;) Pickup Line Scientist
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I got a Schrodinger paradox in my pants Why not open it up and see if it's alive?

I got a Schrodinger paradox in my pants Why not open it up and see if it's alive? Pickup Line Scientist
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Baby, you’re so gneiss, I’ll never take you for granite.

Baby, you’re so gneiss, I’ll never take you for granite. Pickup Line Scientist
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Anthro test next period? time to wikipedia "Anthropology"

Anthro test next period? time to wikipedia
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baby you sure turn my calculator on

baby you sure turn my calculator on Pickup Line Scientist
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gyul, outta all my sugars, yuh is meh most granulated...

gyul, outta all my sugars, yuh is meh most granulated... Pickup Line Scientist
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HEY GIRL, Want Some hummus

HEY GIRL, Want Some hummus Pickup Line Scientist
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Your "lol" frequency Is above average

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don't mind the shag its underneath what counts :)

don't mind the shag its underneath what counts :) Pickup Line Scientist
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