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When I see you my penis acts like a graph at a vertical asymptote It goes up to infinity

When I see you my penis acts like a graph at a vertical asymptote It goes up to infinity Pickup Line Scientist
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Baby, I'm like sin x squared and you're cosine x squared together, we make 1

Baby, I'm like sin x squared and you're cosine x squared together, we make 1 Pickup Line Scientist
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when i see you, i can feel the universe expanding and by universe, i mean my dick

when i see you, i can feel the universe expanding and by universe, i mean my dick Pickup Line Scientist
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are you a start codon? Cause you're turning me on

are you a start codon? Cause you're turning me on Pickup Line Scientist
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What do you say we go back to my room and do some math? Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and get 12 bothways.

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math? Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and get 12 bothways. Pickup Line Scientist
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Girl, I'ma be a helicase and unzip your genes.

Girl, I'ma be a helicase and unzip your genes. Pickup Line Scientist
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Baby you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive

Baby you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive Pickup Line Scientist
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No Panties day.. still gets none.

No Panties day.. still gets none. Pickup Line Scientist
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JAJAJAJ,LEAGUE OF DRAVEN 31/04/19 + Draven=Pentakill Wieder eine fette fette Partie vom feinsten

JAJAJAJ,LEAGUE OF DRAVEN 31/04/19 + Draven=Pentakill Wieder eine fette fette Partie vom feinsten Pickup Line Scientist
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The hardest thing in life is in my pants

The hardest thing in life is in my pants Pickup Line Scientist
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