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I bought a new mattress want to to help me gather some data to test hooke's law?

I bought a new mattress want to to help me gather some data to test hooke's law?  Pickup Line Scientist

You must be made from Copper and Tellurium Cuz you are CuTe

You must be made from Copper and Tellurium Cuz you are CuTe  Pickup Line Scientist

got his first boner ever In the mens locker room.

got his first boner ever In the mens locker room.  Pickup Line Scientist

I wish I was adenine then I could get paired with U.

I wish I was adenine  then I could get paired with U.  Pickup Line Scientist

E = mc^2 eat my cock twice

E = mc^2 eat my cock twice  Pickup Line Scientist

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Better turn my game on... there's a girl on camp, and i don't mean camp staff.

Better turn my game on... there's a girl on camp, and i don't mean camp staff.  Pickup Line Scientist

Making fuckimg dumb memes? You must be a fucking idiot ~TGBKyle

Making fuckimg dumb memes? You must be a fucking idiot ~TGBKyle  Pickup Line Scientist

Hey baby, you must be calcium and I'm water cos you're making me hard

Hey baby, you must be calcium and I'm water cos you're making me hard  Pickup Line Scientist

My magic watch tells me that your underwear is off... No... Well it must be 15 minutes too fast

My magic watch tells me that your underwear is off... No... Well it must be 15 minutes too fast   Pickup Line Scientist
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