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I hope you're up for some premarital co-sexual interdigitation Because I'd like to hold your hand all night.

I hope you're up for some premarital co-sexual interdigitation Because I'd like to hold your hand all night. Pickup Line Scientist
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I WISH I WAS YOUR SECOND DERIVATIVE. BECAUSE THEN I'D BE FILLING YOUR CONCAVITIES

I WISH I WAS YOUR SECOND DERIVATIVE. BECAUSE THEN I'D BE FILLING YOUR CONCAVITIES Pickup Line Scientist
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HEY GIRL I see you checkin out the left side of my face.

HEY GIRL I see you checkin out the left side of my face. Pickup Line Scientist
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Girl, are you emitting shortwave radiation? Because you have a pretty hot body.

Girl, are you emitting shortwave radiation? Because you have a pretty hot body. Pickup Line Scientist
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Girl, do you like astronauts? Because my next trip is to Uranus.

Girl, do you like astronauts? Because my next trip is to Uranus. Pickup Line Scientist
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can i read your t-shirt.. in brail?

can i read your t-shirt.. in brail? Pickup Line Scientist
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tamara how's it going?

tamara how's it going? Pickup Line Scientist
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You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyways

You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyways Pickup Line Scientist
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You’re the variable that makes this equation work.

You’re the variable that makes this equation work. Pickup Line Scientist
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Let's go back to my room So I could show you the BIG BANG theory

Let's go back to my room So I could show you the BIG BANG theory Pickup Line Scientist
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