Princeton Problems

GOES TO IVY IS A STUCK UP BITCH

GOES TO IVY IS A STUCK UP BITCH   Princeton Problems

complains that princeton is full of elitist d-bags went to boarding school

complains that princeton is full of elitist d-bags went to boarding school  Princeton Problems

graduating senior at princeton Doesn't know basic grammar

graduating senior at princeton  Doesn't know basic grammar  Princeton Problems

has yellow fever is probably a closet homosexual

has yellow fever is probably a closet homosexual  Princeton Problems

I play the best instrument in band The one around my neck

I play the best instrument in band The one around my neck  Princeton Problems

orders a custom omelette annoyed to get the bad chef

orders a custom omelette annoyed to get the bad chef  Princeton Problems

wanted to be a lawyer took con interp

wanted to be a lawyer took con interp  Princeton Problems

Please stop playing the piano we get it, you're talented

Please stop playing the piano  we get it, you're talented  Princeton Problems

Called Mike Goes by Miguel to seem edgier

Called Mike Goes by Miguel to seem edgier  Princeton Problems

"finance is evil!" goes to law school

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