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My assignment saved me from a highly awkward boner shot

My assignment saved me from a highly awkward boner shot Priority Peter
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When the calculator's clickin' There can be no dickin'

When the calculator's clickin' There can be no dickin' Priority Peter
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Sorry ladies Your boobs used to weigh 69 pounds, and you thought it was 2, 2, 2 much. So you went down 51st street to see DR. X he gave you 8 pills.....which left all of you....

Sorry ladies Your boobs used to weigh 69 pounds, and you thought it was 2, 2, 2 much. So you went down 51st street to see DR. X he gave you 8 pills.....which left all of you.... Priority Peter
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There's no time for sex when I've gotta solve for X!

There's no time for sex when I've gotta solve for X! Priority Peter
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i love two nice curves dat hyperbola

i love two nice curves dat hyperbola Priority Peter
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I balance equations as good as any chink... I just dropped a ruffie in this bitch's drink...

I balance equations as good as any chink... I just dropped a ruffie in this bitch's drink... Priority Peter
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Hanging out with girls in bikinis is like 22/7... an approximation of pi.

Hanging out with girls in bikinis is like 22/7... an approximation of pi. Priority Peter
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the only place i need protection is my pocket

the only place i need protection is my pocket Priority Peter
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I got 99 problems so let me finish my homework please

I got 99 problems so let me finish my homework please Priority Peter
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First you get the P = I × V = R × I2 = V2 ⁄ R Then you get the pussy

First you get the P = I × V = R × I2 = V2 ⁄ R Then you get the pussy Priority Peter
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