Redditors Husband

i told her i had a boner she said rub your arm

i told her i had a boner she said rub your arm  Redditors Husband

Scumbag Printer made my proposal "I love you for refilling the yellow ink?"

Scumbag Printer made my proposal

I asked her if she wanted to have sex She said she isn't that attached to me

I asked her if she wanted to have sex She said she isn't that attached to me  Redditors Husband

I asked her what she wanted for valentine's day "Asking me to list things that I want for valentine's day ? how creative"

I asked her what she wanted for valentine's day

She brought me a pudding cup and told me I had to eat it without a spoon

She brought me a pudding cup and told me I had to eat it without a spoon  Redditors Husband

I was having Bedroom thoughts "I already sprayed myself with holy water"

I was having Bedroom thoughts

I asked her 'Y' she looks so fit? "Young Men's Christian's ass"

I asked her 'Y' she looks so fit?

No you can't use my computer while yours is getting fixed I don't want you turning all of my reddit links purple.

No you can't use my computer while yours is getting fixed I don't want you turning all of my reddit links purple.  Redditors Husband

I said, "The AV club used to have a crush on you in high school?" "They probably still do."

I said,

I bought her a tablet to help with end-of-semester productivity "redditing on the shitter is so much easier now"

I bought her a tablet to help with end-of-semester productivity
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