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Redditors Wife

he told me we weren't really married it was a throwaway account

he told me we weren't really married it was a throwaway account Redditors Wife
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I asked him why he spends so much time in here He mumbled something about clearing his sinuses

I asked him why he spends so much time in here He mumbled something about clearing his sinuses Redditors Wife
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He quit his job today without notice he now sells used socks on ebay

He quit his job today without notice he now sells used socks on ebay Redditors Wife
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I wanted a puppy for a pet he came home with a falcon

I wanted a puppy for a pet he came home with a falcon Redditors Wife
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I asked if he wanted to have sex he said he wasn't ready to visit a hellish gothic dystopia

I asked if he wanted to have sex he said he wasn't ready to visit a hellish gothic dystopia Redditors Wife
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I told him I would swallow He said to get the shoebox

I told him I would swallow He said to get the shoebox Redditors Wife
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I asked him to come to bed He told me to lose weight so he could get Karma

I asked him to come to bed He told me to lose weight so he could get Karma Redditors Wife
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I asked him to make me a grilled cheese He broke the toaster

I asked him to make me a grilled cheese He broke the toaster Redditors Wife
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I asked him if he wanted to play Super Smash Bros... He said he was too busy playing the Gameboy version on computer..

I asked him if he wanted to play Super Smash Bros... He said he was too busy playing the Gameboy version on computer.. Redditors Wife
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told him IAMA victim of rape He asked me if the mods had confirmed it yet

told him IAMA victim of rape He asked me if the mods had confirmed it yet Redditors Wife
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