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I asked if we could get some new trees for the yard he just giggled Caption 3 goes here

I asked if we could get some new trees for the yard he just giggled Caption 3 goes here Redditors Wife
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I borrowed one of his blue pens it had a red ink cartridge in it

I borrowed one of his blue pens it had a red ink cartridge in it Redditors Wife
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i wanted to have sex He said he doesn't feel well because he ate too many Goat Cheese Wheels

i wanted to have sex He said he doesn't feel well because he ate too many Goat Cheese Wheels Redditors Wife
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I told him I was pregnant He already knew 20mins ago

I told him I was pregnant He already knew 20mins ago Redditors Wife
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I asked if he liked my hair he called me a karma whore

I asked if he liked my hair he called me a karma whore Redditors Wife
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i asked him why he's been reading the terms and conditions for three hours he said there might be a prize

i asked him why he's been reading the terms and conditions for three hours he said there might be a prize Redditors Wife
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I asked him to come snuggle in bed He said he didn't have a clown mask

I asked him to come snuggle in bed He said he didn't have a clown mask Redditors Wife
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stays up late on facebook every night Rejected my relationship status request

stays up late on facebook every night Rejected my relationship status request Redditors Wife
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Asked why he wont have sex He said because if he takes off his pants, someone could shit in them

Asked why he wont have sex He said because if he takes off his pants, someone could shit in them Redditors Wife
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I asked him if he wanted to come and have sex "huh?!"

I asked him if he wanted to come and have sex
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