Redditors Wife

I've been standing here for 200 memes And he still won't turn around and look at me

I've been standing here for 200 memes And he still won't turn
 around and look at me  Redditors Wife

I bring home 2 adorable kittens he tells me they have to make the frontpage to let me keep them

I bring home 2 adorable kittens he tells me they have to make the frontpage to let me keep them  Redditors Wife

i asked him to come downstairs for dinner he said he would only come down a slide

i asked him to come downstairs for dinner he said he would only come down a slide  Redditors Wife

I made him a sexy pin-up photo He spent the night bragging instead of sleeping with me

I made him a sexy pin-up photo He spent the night bragging instead of sleeping with me  Redditors Wife

I told him we never spend any time together he just said "99 Problems"

I told him we never spend any time together he just said

Deleting your facebook is like running away from home Your just doing it for attention and you’ll be back in an hour!

Deleting your facebook is like running away from home Your just doing it for attention and you’ll be back in an hour!  Redditors Wife

FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY HE GOT ME A REDDIT CAR DECAL

FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY HE GOT ME A REDDIT CAR DECAL  Redditors Wife

I told him I didn't love him anymore He said "That's great, dear, but did you see this new rage comic? Come look..."

I told him I didn't love him anymore He said

I asked if he wanted to smoke trees. he said "I have oranges."

I asked if he wanted to smoke trees. he said

I asked him why dinner was nothing but asparagus He said we're going fishing tomorrow

I asked him why dinner was nothing but asparagus He said we're going fishing tomorrow  Redditors Wife
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