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i asked if he wanted a sandwhich he said something about 2am chili

i asked if he wanted a sandwhich he said something about 2am chili  Redditors Wife

I told him my brother was murdered in a dark alley He said "buy wards you feeder"

I told him my brother was murdered in a dark alley He said

I told him this meme is never actually funny He said that reddit would upvote it anyways

I told him this meme is never actually funny He said that reddit would upvote it anyways  Redditors Wife

I showed him my new sexy lingerie he said "do you even lift?"

I showed him my new sexy lingerie he said

I asked him if he would come to bed he replied, 'need a bed-partner? Why not zoidberg?'

I asked him if he would come to bed he replied, 'need a bed-partner? Why not zoidberg?'  Redditors Wife

he happened to be on reddit when a post became popular he'll combine this meme and zero creativity to get upvotes

he happened to be on reddit when a post became popular he'll combine this meme and zero creativity to get upvotes   Redditors Wife

i got undressed for him he ran to the kitchen and brought 2 spoons

i got undressed for him he ran to the kitchen and brought 2 spoons  Redditors Wife

Asked him what he wanted to name our first child He said "Why not Zoidberg?"

Asked him what he wanted to name our first child He said

She asked him where all the money went. He said he needed to buy upvotes.

She asked him where all the money went. He said he needed to buy upvotes.  Redditors Wife

I did my research and made a chuck testa joke he didn't notice

I did my research and made a chuck testa joke  he didn't notice  Redditors Wife
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