Redditors Wife

I told him I have diarrhea. He gave me an E tab and told me it was tums.

I told him I have diarrhea. He gave me an E tab and told me it was tums.  Redditors Wife

"i'm so understanding" means you don't understand

It has been so long since... Not tonight. Say, can I borrow your nail clippers? I need to touch up my circumcision.

It has been so long since... Not tonight. Say, can I borrow your nail clippers? I need to touch up my circumcision.  Redditors Wife

Asked him about work today told me he would beam me back to the kitchen

Asked him about work today told me he would beam me back to the kitchen  Redditors Wife

I asked him when we were going to have kids He said something about getting free applebees

I asked him when we were going to have kids He said something about getting free applebees  Redditors Wife

"Honey, why are you taking photos of my spider bite?" "Oh, no Reason."

reverse Cowgirl! kicked me in the face and then pooped on my balls

reverse Cowgirl! kicked me in the face and then pooped on my balls  Redditors Wife

I told him that todays my birthday he called me a karma-whore

I told him that todays my birthday he called me a karma-whore  Redditors Wife

I told him i was gonna miss him on his bussiness trip He said i was a Overly Attached Wife

I told him i was gonna miss him on his bussiness trip He said i was a Overly Attached Wife  Redditors Wife

i asked him to cook dinner he shit in the crock pot

i asked him to cook dinner he shit in the crock pot  Redditors Wife
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