Redditors Wife

he got me a card for our anniversary he hired Van Halen for his reddit birthday

he got me a card for our anniversary he hired Van Halen for his reddit birthday  Redditors Wife

I know what she will be doin tonight shlick shlick

I know what she will be doin tonight shlick shlick  Redditors Wife

Asked him to come to bed for cunnilingus.... He said he had fish for dinner.

Asked him to come to bed for cunnilingus.... He said he had fish for dinner.  Redditors Wife

Tried to be funny by quoting a meme He told me to get the fuck out

Tried to be funny by quoting a meme He told me to get the fuck out  Redditors Wife

ASKED HIM IF I CAN HELP HIM ON REDDIT PUT MY HEAD UNDER A SINK

ASKED HIM IF I CAN HELP HIM ON REDDIT PUT MY HEAD UNDER A SINK  Redditors Wife

On our wedding night, i told him i was a virgin. he made me watch old episodes of spongebob squarepants.

On our wedding night, i told him i was a virgin. he made me watch old episodes of spongebob squarepants.  Redditors Wife

Went to the store with him to buy condoms, the cashier asked "do you need a bag?" His response "Shes not that ugly!" Then he said "LOLZ"

Went to the store with him to buy condoms, the cashier asked

I asked him if he wanted a threesome He said 'Yeah. Me and 2 beers!'

I asked him if he wanted a threesome He said 'Yeah. Me and 2 beers!'  Redditors Wife

Showed him my sexy lingerie he asks 'do you even lift?'

Showed him my sexy lingerie he asks 'do you even lift?'  Redditors Wife

I told him I wanted a tattoo. He told me to stand outside with a metal bat.

I told him I wanted a tattoo. He told me to stand outside with a metal bat.   Redditors Wife
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