Redditors Wife

I Told him I finally figured out what the redditors wife meme was about. he said "The cycle is faster than that"

I Told him I finally figured out what the redditors wife meme was about. he said

I said I thought his meme is funny Now I get blamed for all the downvotes

I said I thought his meme is funny Now I get blamed for all the downvotes  Redditors Wife

I asked him to use a dildo on me tonight he told me to show some respect

I asked him to use a dildo on me tonight he told me to show some respect  Redditors Wife

I said I was leaving him he broke down in tears and begged me to stay

I said I was leaving him he broke down in tears and begged me to stay  Redditors Wife

Didn't turn around to check the door this time.. fucking wife walks in.

Didn't turn around to check the door this time.. fucking wife walks in.  Redditors Wife

He won't go down on me anymore Something about "fear of jolly ranchers"

He won't go down on me anymore Something about

Mom walks in on you jacking off She helps you

Mom walks in on you jacking off She helps you  Redditors Wife

i asked him how his lunch with his boss was he said : hold on, I gotta tell reddit about this salt shit

i asked him how his lunch with his boss was he said : hold on, I gotta tell reddit about this salt shit  Redditors Wife

Told him I think I have cervical cancer He told me it was an onion to show his affection.

Told him I think I have cervical cancer He told me it was an onion to show his affection.   Redditors Wife

we got in an argument he barfed on my face and said "logic"

we got in an argument he barfed on my face and said
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