Redditors Wife

I asked him if he would go out for tea tomorrow He said something about a platypus

I asked him if he would go out for tea tomorrow He said something about a platypus  Redditors Wife

Told him to go to playground with our girl Strapped a videocamera on her head

Told him to go to playground with our girl Strapped a videocamera on her head  Redditors Wife

Can I smell yer asshole? " He shoved a finger in his ass, and smelled his own butthole instead i said "no"

Can I smell yer asshole?

I asked him where the ruler was He gave me a handful of pennies instead

I asked him where the ruler was He gave me a handful of pennies instead  Redditors Wife

Laugh at wife's funny joke. Now she won't talk to me, spend all night on Reddit.

Laugh at wife's funny joke. Now she won't talk to me, spend all night on Reddit.  Redditors Wife

won't come to bed afraid to miss a ucsc meme

won't come to bed afraid to miss a ucsc meme  Redditors Wife

I WENT TO USE THE BATHROOM HE WAS IN THERE STOMPING ON A NEWSPAPER

I WENT TO USE THE BATHROOM HE WAS IN THERE STOMPING ON A NEWSPAPER  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to cuddle He said after he investigated a cello theft

I asked him if he wanted to cuddle He said after he investigated a cello theft  Redditors Wife

I said Come to bed He does, browses Reddit on phone

I said Come to bed He does, browses Reddit on phone  Redditors Wife

I said our son ran away He said: "Check Denver"

I said our son ran away He said:
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