Redditors Wife

He hasn't been the same Since our daughter died

He hasn't been the same Since our daughter died  Redditors Wife

I asked him how work went He threw a news paper at me

I asked him how work went He threw a news paper at me  Redditors Wife

I got excited when he said he brought a year's worth of condoms But it was just a box of tissues

I got excited when he said he brought a year's worth of condoms But it was just a box of tissues  Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted a blow job He said he has an ipad now. With a fleshlight attached to the back!

I asked if he wanted a blow job He said he has an ipad now.
With a fleshlight attached to the back!  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he still likes my breasts He said they had a low polygon count

I asked him if he still likes my breasts  He said they had a low polygon count  Redditors Wife

i told him to stop trolling on the internet he told me to stop trolling his life

i told him to stop trolling on the internet he told me to stop trolling his life  Redditors Wife

I asked to have sex He said I have too small of a mouth

I asked to have sex He said I have too small of a mouth  Redditors Wife

I asked why we ran out of all of our toilet paper in a single day day he mumbled something about organizing cords

I asked why we ran out of all of our toilet paper in a single day day he mumbled something about organizing cords  Redditors Wife

Told him that we're going to see my mother tomorrow "Better drink mt own piss" Caption 3 goes here

Told him that we're going to see my mother tomorrow

My wife says I play too much Starcraft ...or something like that, I wasn't listening

My wife says I play too much Starcraft ...or something like that, I wasn't listening  Redditors Wife
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