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Redditors Wife

Bought $2oo bottle of wine for our anniversary He threw it at me and ran for the bathroom yelling "Shower beer!"

Bought $2oo bottle of wine for our anniversary He threw it at me and ran for the bathroom yelling
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my niece sent us cookies he knocked me over and locked himself in our room

my niece sent us cookies he knocked me over and locked himself in our room Redditors Wife
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I asked him what he wanted for supper? He said "a god damn top lane that doesn't fucking feed"

I asked him what he wanted for supper? He said
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He only lets me buy things that are blue... but he spends the entire weekend browsing this "Red" site!

He only lets me buy things that are blue... but he spends the entire weekend browsing this
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I tell him my water just broke He asks me to hold it so he can Karma Whore it on his Reddit Birthday

I tell him my water just broke He asks me to hold it so he can Karma Whore it on his Reddit Birthday Redditors Wife
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he submitted a link before coming to bed kept getting back up to check his karma

he submitted a link before coming to bed kept getting back up to check his karma Redditors Wife
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I told him to fuck me in a bathtub full of hot pudding

I told him to fuck me in a bathtub full of hot pudding Redditors Wife
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i told him to come to bed he said he had to figure out where carson city is

i told him to come to bed he said he had to figure out where carson city is Redditors Wife
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i asked him to kill the spider in the bathroom he asked if our home insurance covers fires

i asked him to kill the spider in the bathroom he asked if our home insurance covers fires Redditors Wife
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I asked him if he liked my blowjobs He said "A++ would let you blow again"

I asked him if he liked my blowjobs He said
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