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I asked him if he still found me attractive... he said almost as much as a convict

I asked him if he still found me attractive... he said almost as much as a convict  Redditors Wife

I wanted to talk to him our children's college education He said the death ratio these days is too high

I wanted to talk to him our children's college education He said the death ratio these days is too high  Redditors Wife

i Asked Him to come to bed he Told me that wonka asked him to create a meme about a meme on the frontpage

i Asked Him to come to bed he Told me that wonka asked him to create a meme about a meme on the frontpage  Redditors Wife

I asked him what our first child's name should be He said, "why not Zoidberg?" Caption 3 goes here Caption 4 goes here

I asked him what our first child's name should be He said,

Is something vibrating? No, it's a cow

Is something vibrating?  No, it's a cow  Redditors Wife

I wanted to buy a horse He said we'd have to buy everyone a horse

I wanted to buy a horse He said we'd have to buy everyone a horse  Redditors Wife

I told him I had a prolapsed anus from all the anal He said "good maybe you want take so long in the bathroom now"

I told him I had a prolapsed anus from all the anal He said

Honey can you come to bed tonight, its our anniversary *Brings Headset and laptop*

Honey can you come to bed tonight, its our anniversary  *Brings Headset and laptop*  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come have sex with me he said your lying morgan!

I asked him to come have sex with me he said your lying morgan!  Redditors Wife

thinks my birthday is the same date as the world cup final forgets it thrice/year

thinks my birthday is the same date as the world cup final  forgets it thrice/year  Redditors Wife
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