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I asked him to Squirtle on my Jigglypuffs. He said a Low kick was more effective.

I asked him to Squirtle on my Jigglypuffs. He said a Low kick was more effective.  Redditors Wife

I asked him to stop driving so fast he told me he needed to stop hitler

I asked him to stop driving so fast he told me he needed to stop hitler  Redditors Wife

I told him I had another miscarriage He said said I should have swallowed

I told him I had another miscarriage He said said I should have swallowed  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he fired our attorney he told me he's hiring a dog

I asked him why he fired our attorney he told me he's hiring a dog  Redditors Wife

i wanted to go to mcdonalds he said we couldn't, or we'd be beaten

i wanted to go to mcdonalds he said we couldn't, or we'd be beaten  Redditors Wife

i asked him to watch Conan with me he said: fuck strawberries and fuck chocolate

i asked him to watch Conan with me he said: fuck strawberries and fuck chocolate   Redditors Wife

"It's late. Come to bed." "I can't, I'm comparing myself of today with myself of yesterday."

my sister caught him fapping in her panties DIVORCE

my sister caught him fapping in her panties DIVORCE  Redditors Wife

Bottom Line I married a goddamn internet nerd

Bottom Line I married a goddamn internet nerd  Redditors Wife

I told him his hair looked really nice. He said "LETTUCE AND TOMATOES"

I told him his hair looked really nice. He said
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