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I asked him if we could have sex then order pizza... he said he has to make a meme first

I asked him if we could have sex then order pizza... he said he has to make a meme first  Redditors Wife

Sent him a nude picture of me too busy looking at boobs on mars

Sent him a nude picture of me too busy looking at boobs on mars  Redditors Wife

i asked where the coffee mugs went you mean the topless cups? check the driveway

i asked where the coffee mugs went you mean the topless cups? check the driveway  Redditors Wife

I totally need a black cock Google: how to please this bitch

I totally need a black cock Google: how to please this bitch   Redditors Wife

I asked him why he's not paying attention to me anymore He said "because you're out of the picture now"

I asked him why he's not paying attention to me anymore He said

I asked him for anal sex He said rule #34

I asked him for anal sex He said rule #34  Redditors Wife

Everything was going fine... then he heard mike portnoy left dream theater

Everything was going fine... then he heard mike portnoy 
left dream theater  Redditors Wife

I told him we should get a cat He said he didn't want a boat

I told him we should get a cat He said he didn't want a boat  Redditors Wife

He said he wanted a divorce So he shoved my head the sink

He said he wanted a divorce So he shoved my head the sink  Redditors Wife

He ogled a woman as she walked by Then yelled "Hey man, long time no see!" at a stranger in the restaurant

He ogled a woman as she walked by Then yelled
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