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i told him i dont get the jokes he makes he told me to look in the comments

i told him i dont get the jokes he makes he told me to look in the comments  Redditors Wife

He asked for a divorce so he can get a blowjob

He asked for a divorce so he can get a blowjob  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed He said he cheated on me.

I asked him to come to bed He said he cheated on me.  Redditors Wife

i said do me like prom night He said where's my crown

i said do me like prom night  He said where's my crown  Redditors Wife

I told him I was pregnant he told me I probably just had testicle cancer

I told him I was pregnant he told me I probably just had testicle cancer  Redditors Wife

I suggested that we rent 'Taken' he showed me a comic book version instead

I suggested that we rent 'Taken' he showed me a comic book version instead  Redditors Wife

I told him I got my period he said: "Everything went better than expected!"

I told him I got my period he said:

I told him I was thinking about adopting He gave me a map of Utah and said circle the one you want

I told him I was thinking about adopting He gave me a map of Utah and said circle the one you want  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed he wanted to go poop again

I asked him to come to bed he wanted to go poop again  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to eat me out tonight He said he doesn't like yogurt.

I asked him if he wanted to eat me out tonight He said he doesn't like yogurt.  Redditors Wife
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