Redditors Wife

I told him I'll give a sexy striptease He said he browsed /r/gonewild already

I told him I'll give a sexy striptease He said he browsed /r/gonewild already  Redditors Wife

i asked him to go get the newspaper he stomped on it and started yelling about bees

i asked him to go get the newspaper he stomped on it and started yelling about bees  Redditors Wife

I thought the sex was good last night He left a print of the downvote Roman on the pillow this morning

I thought the sex was good last night He left a print of the downvote Roman on the pillow this morning  Redditors Wife

I told him I slipped and fell in the shower He said "Yeah? Try doing it from space."

I told him I slipped and fell in the shower He said

I asked him if he likes my new pajamas he downvoted

I asked him if he likes my new pajamas he downvoted  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he bought more milk at the store He laughed and said, "please, I am the 1 percent."

I asked him if he bought more milk at the store He laughed and said,

he said he was coming to bed with me after the Packers/Seahawks game but he stayed up all night creating bad replacement ref memes

he said he was coming to bed with me after the Packers/Seahawks game but he stayed up all night creating bad replacement ref memes  Redditors Wife

i told him it's midnight he screamed something about bacon and narwhals

i told him it's midnight he screamed something about bacon and narwhals  Redditors Wife

I asked him to read a book about marriage He read until 8:00 and posted a picture of it on reddit

I asked him to read a book about marriage He read until 8:00 and posted a picture of it on reddit  Redditors Wife

Hun, I think I want to become a photographer Not now babe, upvotes.

Hun, I think I want to become a photographer Not now babe, upvotes.  Redditors Wife
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