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I made him lemonade He called me "lemon stealing whore".

I made him lemonade He called me

I asked him if he was in the mood He said he was checking to see if the remote worked under the blanket

I asked him if he was in the mood He said he was checking to see if the remote worked under the blanket  Redditors Wife

HE TALKS IN HAIKU'S WTF IS THAT ABOUT? I'M GOING TO BED

HE TALKS IN HAIKU'S
WTF  IS THAT ABOUT? I'M GOING TO BED  Redditors Wife

I asked if he needed anything at Target He said he just saw an ad for a nice comforter

I asked if he needed anything at Target He said he just saw an ad for a nice comforter  Redditors Wife

Do you understand this reference?

Do you understand this reference?  Redditors Wife

I invited him to join me in bed he said he can't sleep with His in-laws

I invited him to join me in bed he said he can't sleep with His in-laws  Redditors Wife

I asked him what went wrong with our marriage he said he'd see if the mallard knew

I asked him what went wrong with our marriage he said he'd see if the mallard knew  Redditors Wife

I sent him a picture of a butt plug in my perfect ass "?"

I sent him a picture of a butt plug in my perfect ass

i offered him head if he came to bed. he said he's only looking for 17yr olds who are quick right now.

i offered him head if he came to bed. he said he's only looking for 17yr olds who are quick right now.  Redditors Wife

Asked If he was coming to bed Told me his feelings about the middle east instead

Asked If he was coming to bed Told me his feelings about the middle east instead  Redditors Wife
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