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"It's late. Why won't you come to bed?" "I'm waiting to see if I'm just a computer simulation."

Asks me if I want to see his cock Peacock screaming in the garage.

Asks me if I want to see his cock Peacock screaming in the garage.  Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted to go camping He said to fill my vagina with water

I asked if he wanted to go camping He said to fill my vagina with water  Redditors Wife

I saw him looking at 3 old men having sex He said he accidentally took the secret portal

I saw him looking at 3 old men having sex He said he accidentally took the secret portal  Redditors Wife

I told him I think I'm anorexic. "Nope. You're too fat."

I told him I think I'm anorexic.

honey, is deanna troi prettier than me?

honey, is deanna troi prettier than me?  Redditors Wife

I asked if I could play that game with him he said "tits or gtfo"

I asked if I could play that game with him he said

i asked him to buy some oranges He told me they're not lockable

i asked him to buy some oranges He told me they're not lockable  Redditors Wife

Saw me taking pictures of our newborn child called me a karma whore

Saw me taking pictures of our newborn child called me a karma whore  Redditors Wife

I said he could do whatever he wanted to me tonight he sucked my hair up in the vacuum cleaner...

I said he could do whatever he wanted to me tonight he sucked my hair up in the vacuum cleaner...  Redditors Wife
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