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Wants him to come to bed asks if her underwear is on top of her uggs

Wants him to come to bed asks if her underwear is on top of her uggs  Redditors Wife

My husband's dick is too big because it's so small

My husband's dick is too big because it's so small  Redditors Wife

After 20 years of trying, Lake Vostok finally got drilled Lucky

After 20 years of trying, Lake Vostok finally got drilled Lucky  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we could have sex He said "Here comes Peter Cottontail"

I asked him if we could have sex He said

I told him about all of the wrong things he had done in our marriage He said, "lawyer up"

I told him  about all of the wrong things he had done in our marriage He said,

What would you like for dinner? anything but pork

What would you like for dinner? anything but pork  Redditors Wife

i told him i liked the text he sent me. he said: damn autocorrect!

i told him i liked the text he sent me. he said: damn autocorrect!  Redditors Wife

I asked him what a karma whore is he said he was waiting for a popular submission to make a redditors wife post about

I asked him what a karma whore is he said he was waiting for a popular submission to make a redditors wife post about  Redditors Wife

When I say, "I love you" He says, "tits or GTFO!"

When I say,

Honey I've gone into labor I'll let reddit know

Honey I've gone into labor I'll let reddit know  Redditors Wife
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