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I told him to stop talking about Skyrim. Now he won't shut up about Reddit.

I told him to stop talking about Skyrim. Now he won't shut up about Reddit.  Redditors Wife

I asked him what he wanted for breakfast He said he froze the eggs

I asked him what he wanted for breakfast He said he froze the eggs  Redditors Wife

Told him I wanted to have sex told me I didn't gave him 20$

Told him I wanted to have sex told me I didn't gave him 20$  Redditors Wife

Said he'd be in in 5 minutes That was 3 hours ago

Said he'd be in in 5 minutes That was 3 hours ago  Redditors Wife

i caught my boyfriend looking up other girls on carmen classlist

i caught my boyfriend looking up other girls on carmen classlist  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he chose to marry me he said he did it for the lulz

I asked him why he chose to marry me he said he did it for the lulz  Redditors Wife

I asked him to consummate our marriage He told me he had to build an aircraft carrier made of lego

I asked him to consummate our marriage He told me he had to build an aircraft carrier made of lego  Redditors Wife

Doesn't get morning sickness Wants to know who I've been Blowing

Doesn't get morning sickness  Wants to know who I've been
Blowing  Redditors Wife

i told him to masterbate to some thing hot this is what i get

i told him to masterbate to some thing hot this is what i get  Redditors Wife

I told him there was spider in the bathroom He said unless its doing coke he isn't interested

I told him there was spider  in the bathroom He said unless its doing coke he isn't interested  Redditors Wife
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