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I told him not to touch my laptop He disassembled it and posted pics on the web

I told him not to touch my laptop He disassembled it and posted pics on the web  Redditors Wife

I've destroyed your computers and am leaving you and you still post that shit to reddit?

I've destroyed your computers and am leaving you and you still post that shit to reddit?  Redditors Wife

I told him I didn't like dead baby jokes He told me to quit having so many miscarriages

I told him I didn't like dead baby jokes He told me to quit having so many miscarriages  Redditors Wife

I asked him to take my hand "I'll get the camera"

I asked him to take my hand

I asked him if we could swim with the dolphins He said he didn't want to be raped

I asked him if we could swim with the dolphins He said he didn't want to be raped  Redditors Wife

I asked him to order pizza he said he won't marry me

I asked him to order pizza he said he won't marry me  Redditors Wife

She only wants anal sex I said "Sounds good lol"

She only wants anal sex I said

i told him that i am a bisexual he says he doesn't want a bicycle

i told him that i am a bisexual he says he doesn't want a bicycle  Redditors Wife

his dick is too big for anal he says, "nice try"

his dick is too big for anal he says,

I invited him into the bedroom He said he was busy teaching his mother about memes

I invited him into the bedroom He said he was busy teaching his mother about memes  Redditors Wife
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