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Redditors Wife

I asked him to go down on me. He said get some al dente fettuccine alfredo.

I asked him to go down on me. He said get some al dente fettuccine alfredo. Redditors Wife
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Our love was like the immortal nectar of the gods. We were inseparable; two bodies sharing a common soul. He could gaze upon me for hours and never grow tired. and then he met a human female

Our love was like the immortal nectar of the gods. We were inseparable; two bodies sharing a common soul. He could gaze upon me for hours and never grow tired. and then he met a human female Redditors Wife
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I SUGGESTED WE SPICE THINGS UP IN THE BEDROOM HE CAME HOME WITH A CRATE OF AMBIEN

I SUGGESTED WE SPICE THINGS UP IN THE BEDROOM HE CAME HOME WITH A CRATE OF AMBIEN Redditors Wife
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But i Poop from there Not right now you dont!

But i Poop from there Not right now you dont! Redditors Wife
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I asked him to get me gold for my birthday he just chuckled and said "it does work"

I asked him to get me gold for my birthday he just chuckled and said
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Asked him if he wanted anything from the liquor store He said Nicholas Cage

Asked him if he wanted anything from the liquor store He said Nicholas Cage Redditors Wife
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Spends all day on the computer Looking at guns and hotdogs

Spends all day on the computer Looking at guns and hotdogs Redditors Wife
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tried to give him a kiss he called me a duck face

tried to give him a kiss he called me a duck face Redditors Wife
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i wish i could be sheltering suburban mom instead of redditor's wife

i wish i could be sheltering suburban mom instead of redditor's wife Redditors Wife
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He showed me /r/funny yesterday I ended up shitting my pants

He showed me /r/funny yesterday I ended up shitting my pants Redditors Wife
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