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Redditors Wife

I wanted to give him a BJ he said he was more interested in BGs

I wanted to give him a BJ he said he was more interested in BGs Redditors Wife
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iasked him quiet down i said fuck off you craney toe nail

iasked him quiet down i said fuck off you craney toe nail Redditors Wife
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He showed me a picture of someone from his IT department Called the person Melvin?

He showed me a picture of someone from his IT department Called the person Melvin? Redditors Wife
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I asked him to come to bed Instead he took a picture of his apple dipped in peanut butter

I asked him to come to bed Instead he took a picture of his apple dipped in peanut butter Redditors Wife
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I asked him why there was a newspaper on the bathroom floor He told me that's where he keeps his bees

I asked him why there was a newspaper on the bathroom floor He told me that's where he keeps his bees Redditors Wife
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he dreamt about @uselessluke and not me ...

he dreamt about @uselessluke and not me ... Redditors Wife
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I asked him to come to bed He told me to use a cell phone instead

I asked him to come to bed He told me to use a cell phone instead Redditors Wife
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I asked him if we could have sex He said he has diarrhea

I asked him if we could have sex He said he has diarrhea Redditors Wife
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I asked him to make a Christmas card He told me to grab grandma and the guns

I asked him to make a Christmas card He told me to grab grandma and the guns Redditors Wife
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Wanted to know any of his childhood stories only reply was a mumble 'oh god why'

Wanted to know any of his childhood stories only reply was a mumble 'oh god why' Redditors Wife
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