Redditors Wife

i told him i wanted to incorporate vegetables in the bedroom. he said: There's pizza in the fridge.

i told him i wanted to incorporate vegetables in the bedroom.  he said: There's pizza in the fridge.   Redditors Wife

he got a new mass luminosity mouse hasnt been to bed for four days!

he got a new mass luminosity mouse hasnt been to bed for four days!  Redditors Wife

i asked him to hand me a pen he took the cap

i asked him to hand me a pen he took the cap  Redditors Wife

"can you give me some advice" "do i look like a mallard?"

i asked him if he still found me attractive he told me to consult /r/amiugly

i asked him if he still found me attractive he told me to consult /r/amiugly  Redditors Wife

i asked him where the dog was he said to check the fridge

i asked him where the dog was he said to check the fridge  Redditors Wife

I showed him something hilarious on Pinterest He said it was funny 2 days ago, on Reddit

I showed him something hilarious on Pinterest He said it was funny 2 days ago, on Reddit  Redditors Wife

I told him "it's good to see you dear" He asked if the store had made any money

I told him

What are you laughing at, you woke me up The machine is now blinded and mad

What are you laughing at,
you woke me up The machine is now
blinded and mad  Redditors Wife

I told him we were out of muffin mix He told me to melt some ice cream and add flour

I told him we were out of muffin mix He told me to melt some ice cream and add flour  Redditors Wife
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