Redditors Wife

remember when you used to tell me funny things now you just tell them to reddit

remember when you used to tell me funny things now you just tell them to reddit  Redditors Wife

I told him that I was out of birth control He mumbled something about using a deodorant cap

I told him that I was out of birth control He mumbled something about using a deodorant cap  Redditors Wife

I asked him to kill the spider He pooped in the backyard instead

I asked him to kill the spider He pooped in the backyard instead  Redditors Wife

i asked if an acceptable payment was sex he said he wanted a sandwich instead

i asked if an acceptable payment was sex he said he wanted a sandwich instead  Redditors Wife

He siphoned all the gas out of our car used it all on a single spider

He siphoned all the gas out of our car used it all on a single spider  Redditors Wife

I accidentally sent him a text revealing my affair He still won't log off of reddit

I accidentally sent him a text revealing my affair He still won't log off of reddit  Redditors Wife

he said "join reddit- you'll better understand my humor" I realized he wasn't funny, just quoting other redditors' comments

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I told him to come to bed our song was playing He said it was copywrite infringement and illegal in parts of Europe

I told him to come to bed our song was playing He said it was copywrite infringement and illegal in parts of Europe  Redditors Wife

i ate an onion during sex to give myself an awesome orgasm he ran away and told the internet i ruined his life

i ate an onion during sex to give myself an awesome orgasm he ran away and told the internet i ruined his life  Redditors Wife

I asked him where he was He was driving around looking for neon signs that were partially out

I asked him where he was He was driving around looking for neon signs that were partially out  Redditors Wife
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