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Redditors Wife

I told him that I loved him He called me a cunt

I told him that I loved him He called me a cunt Redditors Wife
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i asked him if he used safari he said "no, she's too annoying and vegan"

i asked him if he used safari he said
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He said I could buy a kitten Spends all day waiting for it to do something "karma worthy"

He said I could buy a kitten Spends all day waiting for it to do something
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He handed me a stopwatch and told me to time him taking off his shirt

He handed me a stopwatch and told me to time him taking off his shirt Redditors Wife
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I asked him if we could smoke bath salts before sex He said "U can sleep n da garage"

I asked him if we could smoke bath salts before sex He said
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I ask him if he has seen my contact lenses Says he ate them

I ask him if he has seen my contact lenses Says he ate them Redditors Wife
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I asked him if he was coming to bed He only responded with "huh"

I asked him if he was coming to bed He only responded with
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He came home from the store with a bag of beets Now he wants "purple asshole anal"

He came home from the store with a bag of beets Now he wants
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I asked him how is day was.. he said "Ahh...the old reddit switch-a-roo"

I asked him how is day was.. he said
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He told me he likes clubbing but he never comes up from his parents basement

He told me he likes clubbing but he never comes up from his parents basement Redditors Wife
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