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Caught him masturbating to bacon

Caught him masturbating to bacon  Redditors Wife

Honey the news reported a murder down the street "Those birds better stay away from my car"

Honey the news reported a murder down the street

knows she can't go to sleep until husband explains to her why his posts are funny despite no karma points

knows she can't go to sleep until husband explains to her why his posts are funny despite no karma points  Redditors Wife

I asked him if I could pay in Blazer Bucks He says my A number doesnt exist

I asked him if I could pay in Blazer Bucks He says my A number doesnt exist   Redditors Wife

I saw him painting snails shells He said "Maybe people will notice their bright ass shells and not wanna squish them"

I saw him painting snails shells He said

He wouldn't eat his veggies So I pepper sprayed him

He wouldn't eat his veggies So I pepper sprayed him  Redditors Wife

I texted him that Bryan Adams is great FTW! He replied, 'What's his Winger and scoring skill?'

I texted him that Bryan Adams is great FTW! He replied, 'What's his Winger and scoring skill?'  Redditors Wife

He told me how to give the perfect handjob "Use your mouth"

He told me how to give the perfect handjob

I Told him he should try to see things from my point of view he looked out the kitchen window

I Told him he should try to see things from my point of view he looked out the kitchen window  Redditors Wife

he spends 300 dollars on books at the bookstore and he still hasnt gotten his books

he spends 300 dollars on books at the bookstore and he still hasnt gotten his books  Redditors Wife
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