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I wanted to go for dinner and a movie He said no it's (f)riday

I wanted to go for dinner and a movie He said no it's (f)riday  Redditors Wife

I said we should get a dog he brought back one that kills bears

I said we should get a dog he brought back one that kills bears  Redditors Wife

Says someone flipped her off on the way to work. Tells her to buy a razor.

Says someone flipped her off on the way to work. Tells her to buy a razor.  Redditors Wife

I tell him to kill a spider in the bedroom He says he doesnt have gas and a lighter

I tell him to kill a spider in the bedroom He says he doesnt have gas and a lighter   Redditors Wife

i asked him to go down on me he asked if I wanted him to play the song of my people

i asked him to go down on me he asked if I wanted him to play the song of my people  Redditors Wife

I ASKED HIM FOR GROCERY MONEY HE HANDED ME A PACK OF GUM

I ASKED HIM FOR GROCERY MONEY HE HANDED ME A PACK OF GUM  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to have another baby he told me to buy dong bags

I asked him if he wanted to have another baby he told me to buy dong bags  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he could pick up the girls from soccer practice He said, "Nope. Chuck Testa."

I asked him if he could pick up the girls from soccer practice He said,

I told him I was in the mood he asked if i had wiped thoroughly

I told him I was in the mood he asked if i had wiped thoroughly  Redditors Wife

I asked him to talk dirty to me He said i should start to visit a gym

I asked him to talk dirty to me He said i should start to visit a gym  Redditors Wife
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