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i caught him masturbating in the bathroom he told me i should knock next time

i caught him masturbating in the bathroom  he told me i should knock next time  Redditors Wife

Told him to dress me sexy He put a shoe on my head

Told him to dress me sexy He put a shoe on my head  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted a bite he took 32

I asked him if he wanted a bite he took 32  Redditors Wife

Yes, Abe lied. But, you shouldn't make memes about him.

Yes, Abe lied. But, you shouldn't make memes about him.  Redditors Wife

Told him I couldn't sleep asked me if I died recently

Told him I couldn't sleep asked me if I died recently  Redditors Wife

During sex he says: "I find it hard to masturbate to this"

During sex he says:

i told him i reached 2500 link karma he said: like a bitch

i told him i reached 2500 link karma he said: like a bitch  Redditors Wife

told him we needed to talk about something important he said it couldn't be more important than talking shop with neil degrasse tyson

told him we needed to talk about something important he said it couldn't be more important than talking shop with neil degrasse tyson  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to have sex he said he would rather scratch his ankle

I asked him if he wanted to have sex he said he would rather scratch his ankle  Redditors Wife

I told him I felt like spooning He told me our town didn't have a Pier One

I told him I felt like spooning He told me our town didn't have a Pier One  Redditors Wife
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