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Redditors Wife

I asked for a microwave He gave me an iron and a hair dryer

I asked for a microwave He gave me an iron and a hair dryer Redditors Wife
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Asked if he wanted to have sex He said, "You're not my MOM!"

Asked if he wanted to have sex He said,
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I told him anal hurt He asked me why I wasn't more like good guy greg

I told him anal hurt He asked me why I wasn't more like good guy greg Redditors Wife
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I Brought him some toast He told me to suck his dick instead

I Brought him some toast He told me to suck his dick instead Redditors Wife
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I asked him if he wants to have sex he said he wants to try holding his breath in fetal position

I asked him if he wants to have sex he said he wants to try holding his breath in fetal position Redditors Wife
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I asked him to draw a Dinosaur on my christmas gift he taped a picture of my mother to it

I asked him to draw a Dinosaur on my christmas gift he taped a picture of my mother to it Redditors Wife
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I asked him if he wanted to have sex he said in an hour, just started an AMA

I asked him if he wanted to have sex he said in an hour, just started an AMA Redditors Wife
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I stripped right in from of him He kept playing with his cards

I stripped right in from of him He kept playing with his cards Redditors Wife
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I wanted him to tie me to the bedpost last night instead, he tied me up with a fucking slinky and went back to fapping on reddit

I wanted him to tie me to the bedpost last night instead, he tied me up with a fucking slinky and went back to fapping on reddit Redditors Wife
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I asked him if he wanted sex He asked reddit "what if I'm not physically attracted to my wife anymore?"

I asked him if he wanted sex He asked reddit
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