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Redditors Wife

I asked him why we never do anything together He said we're going to watch all three Big Momma's house movies.

I asked him why we never do anything together He said we're going to watch all three Big Momma's house movies. Redditors Wife
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I wanted to have anal sex He said his dick was too big.

I wanted to have anal sex He said his dick was too big. Redditors Wife
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Said I was leaving him for a more interesting man He asked if he lived in a sailboat

Said I was leaving him for a more interesting man He asked if he lived in a sailboat Redditors Wife
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I asked for jewelry for our anniversary He made a bracelet out of a fork

I asked for jewelry for our anniversary He made a bracelet out of a fork Redditors Wife
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I told him it was my mums birthday level up

I told him it was my mums birthday level up Redditors Wife
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I told him "Happy Thanksgiving" He told me to go Occupy the Kitchen

I told him
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He said I have an 8 year old's pajamas He forgot i have a vagina

He said I have an 8 year old's pajamas He forgot i have a vagina Redditors Wife
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i asked him what he wanted me to do during sex tonight he told me to build him a fort

i asked him what he wanted me to do during sex tonight he told me to build him a fort Redditors Wife
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she told me to give up reddit for lent i gave up lent for reddit

she told me to give up reddit for lent i gave up lent for reddit Redditors Wife
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I told him I have cancer He said "put on this unicorn mask"

I told him I have cancer He said
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