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Redditors Wife

I asked Hemo why we never have sex anymore he said, "I need to tell you more about me...."

I asked Hemo why we never have sex anymore he said,
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I made him dinner he said no thanks, and mumbled something about his contacts

I made him dinner he said no thanks, and mumbled something about his contacts Redditors Wife
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he comes to bed later and later each night... ...and where are all the tissues going?

he comes to bed later and later each night... ...and where are all the tissues going? Redditors Wife
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asked him to stop spending so much time on reddit he wrapped me in a blanket

asked him to stop spending so much time on reddit he wrapped me in a blanket Redditors Wife
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I said let's role play famous actors during sex. He said, "Huh?"

I said let's role play famous actors during sex. He said,
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He offers to make dinner 2am chili again?

He offers to make dinner 2am chili again? Redditors Wife
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I told him Herman Cain molested me... he said "do a barrel roll"

I told him Herman Cain molested me... he said
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You said only ten more minutes "Hooker"

You said only ten more minutes
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I asked why there was a used condom near the trash Said he made cinnamon rolls

I asked why there was a used condom near the trash Said he made cinnamon rolls Redditors Wife
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I attempted suicide by slashing my arm He posted a pic of the cut to reddit

I attempted suicide by slashing my arm He posted a pic of the cut to reddit Redditors Wife
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