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I made a rage comic that said I love him He downvoted it

I made a rage comic that said I love him He downvoted it  Redditors Wife

I gave him 50$ He told me to pose for a Money shot

I gave him 50$ He told me to pose for a Money shot  Redditors Wife

I asked him what role he wanted me to play in bed tonight he told me "Ron Paul"

I asked him what role he wanted me to play in bed tonight he told me

My comic made the front page last month hasn't spoken to me since

My comic made the front page last month hasn't spoken to me since  Redditors Wife

I PRE-ORDERED HIM AN XBOX ONE HE ASKED IF I WORKED FOR THE NSA

I PRE-ORDERED HIM AN XBOX ONE HE ASKED IF I WORKED FOR THE NSA  Redditors Wife

I asked him he if we could have sex He said he couldn't afford the donuts today.

I asked him he if we could 
have sex He said he couldn't afford the donuts today.  Redditors Wife

le dije que queria ir al mercado me dijo que ya tenia demasiadas pujas en marcha

le dije que queria ir al mercado  me dijo que ya tenia demasiadas pujas en marcha   Redditors Wife

I told him i need to be fucked hard "lol"

I told him i need to be fucked hard

I told him the can opener was broken He said there's a perfectly good curb right outside

I told him the can opener was broken He said there's a perfectly good curb right outside  Redditors Wife

i aksed if we could donate to charity he told me he's upvoted ten threads already

i aksed if we could
donate to charity he told me he's upvoted
ten threads already  Redditors Wife
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