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It's 2 in the morning and he won't come to bed. He's watching a cartoon on nickelodeon.

It's 2 in the morning and he won't come to bed. He's watching a cartoon on nickelodeon.  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed with me He spent the whole night trying to sleep without a pillow

I asked him to come to bed with me He spent the whole night trying to sleep without a pillow  Redditors Wife

I want sex, but.. he wants to watch jiu-jitsu videos

I want sex, but.. he wants to watch jiu-jitsu videos  Redditors Wife

We made plans to have a prosperous new years eve. i bought 300 dollars worth of wine and rented a hall at the hilton for 2000 dollars. He called me a fucktard for not realizing that we should be at home posting on r/adviceanimals to reap some year end kar

We made plans to have a prosperous new years eve. i bought 300 dollars worth of wine and rented a hall at the hilton for 2000 dollars. He called me a fucktard for not realizing that we should be at home posting on r/adviceanimals to reap some year end kar  Redditors Wife

junior became a meme forced ama

junior became a meme forced ama  Redditors Wife

he asked me why I'm wearing an 8 yearold's pajamas I asked him why he's using a 10 yearold iMac

he asked me why I'm wearing an 8 yearold's pajamas I asked him why he's using a 10 yearold iMac  Redditors Wife

i bleached my anus he didnt even notice

i bleached my anus he didnt even notice  Redditors Wife

WELCOME TO THE INTERNET WHERE MEN ARE MEN WOMEN ARE MEN AND LITTLE GIRLS ARE FBI AGENTS

WELCOME TO THE INTERNET
WHERE MEN ARE MEN WOMEN ARE MEN AND
LITTLE GIRLS ARE FBI AGENTS  Redditors Wife

I asked him for a ten dollar bill he folded it and took a moneyface picture of me

I asked him for a ten dollar bill he folded it and took a moneyface picture of me  Redditors Wife

I asked him to bring home some contraception he bought me a snuggie

I asked him to bring home some contraception he bought me a snuggie  Redditors Wife
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