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Redditors Wife

I asked him what he wanted for dinner he said "81 Blunts"

I asked him what he wanted for dinner he said
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I said our rent is too high He said let's find a hipster hobbit house

I said our rent is too high He said let's find a hipster hobbit house Redditors Wife
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Desperately need to finish essay and print readings He's playing farmville

Desperately need to finish essay and print readings He's playing farmville Redditors Wife
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I told him I'm ablaze with passion He told me to carry a fire extinguisher

I told him I'm ablaze with passion He told me to carry a fire extinguisher Redditors Wife
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I asked him if this dress made me look fat he said "curvy"

I asked him if this dress made me look fat he said
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I tried telling him about my day he said "Too long; didn't listen"

I tried telling him about my day he said
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I found my husband sitting in the living room next to a lamp pointed toward him while repeating "Oh God, why?" He justified it by saying he had remembered an obscure embarrassing moment from his childhood.

I found my husband sitting in the living room next to a lamp pointed toward him while repeating
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I asked him to have sex with me He said, "huh"

I asked him to have sex with me He said,
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I asked him if he wanted to have a threesome He just mumbled something about double karma

I asked him if he wanted to have a threesome He just mumbled something about double karma Redditors Wife
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I told him I got raped on my way home He asked me to do an ama

I told him I got raped on my way home He asked me to do an ama Redditors Wife
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