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he ruined the toaster said he was trying to make a grilled cheese sandwich

he ruined the toaster said he was trying to make a grilled cheese sandwich   Redditors Wife

I asked if we could fly home for the holidays He told me that the dog house wasn't big enough for both of us

I asked if we could fly home for the holidays He told me that the dog house wasn't big enough for both of us  Redditors Wife

I told him our baby boy took his first steps today he said "pics or it didn't happen"

I told him our baby boy took his first steps today he said

I mentioned Valentine's Day he emailed me a picture of a stripper named candy with a rose tattoo on her ass

I mentioned Valentine's Day he emailed me a picture of a stripper named candy with a rose tattoo on her ass  Redditors Wife

I told him I was pregnant He farted to see if I'd throw up

I told him I was pregnant He farted to see if I'd throw up  Redditors Wife

CANT FIND THE DOG HE SAYS TO CHECK THE SINK

CANT FIND THE DOG HE SAYS TO CHECK THE SINK  Redditors Wife

All he had to do was complete the list and he would get dinner and boobs disregards list posts on reddit

All he had to do was complete the list and he would get dinner and boobs disregards list 
posts on reddit  Redditors Wife

He said he would cook us dinner tonight He ended up making "grilldos"

He said he would cook us dinner tonight He ended up making

Strips down to have sex Gets her butt's photo taken because it looks like a downvote

Strips down to have sex Gets her butt's photo taken because it looks like a downvote  Redditors Wife

He just finished watching the walking dead he said he cant wait to eat me

He just finished watching the walking dead he said he cant wait to eat me  Redditors Wife
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